Random Trivia #1

Introducing....a funner way to spend time when you're bored! Sort of! Apparently, this idea came to me while I was working on my project. I should put trivia questions while posting on my blog! Here are some questions, just to test out how this works. Write down the letter of the answer on a piece of paper as you progress through the questions. Answers are posted at the bottom. Good luck!

1. How many days are there in a year?

a. 364

b. 365

c. It depends whether if it's leap-year or not

d. Dude! My toes are wiggly.

2. Who is Ralph?

a. My favorite toilet

b. Some guy on MySpace

c. A TellyTubby!

d. A GIANT piece of bread

3. How many colors are there on a Rubik's Cube?

a. 6

b. 5

c. However many colors there are on your face

d. Both b and c

4. How many digits of pi are there?

a. 156

b. 1,000,000,000,000,000

c. Infinite amount

d. 5,264,862,248,562,153,165,155,688,782,695,225,012,305,066,579

5. Which is my favorite TV show?

a. Discovery Channel

b. How It's Made

c. MythBusters

d. Hannah Montana

6. How old is my hamster?

a. Oh, it died a long time ago

b. I don't have one

c. Santa gives coal to the kids on the Nice List!

d. 1 year old

7. What is my friend's favorite catchphrase?

a. Shut it, buttface!

b. Dude!

c. Beep beep!!

d. Sorry, I'm a very bad stalker, so I have absolutely no idea who your friends are

8. What is Toblerone?

a. The most wonderfulest thing ever

b. A Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat

c. It doesn't exist

d. A Swiss dark chocolate with honey and almond nougat

9. In what size do the Toblerone come in?

a. 5.54 oz

b. 7.89 g

c. 3.52 oz

d. 102 g

10. What is Nutella?

a. Chocolate

b. Nuts

c. Chocolate spread

d. Nuts that a girl name Ella eats

How do you think you did?

Click here for answers: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dc68kx29_6gjvjpvds

The Rubric:

If you answered:

1-3 correct - you have NO idea what you are talking about.

4-6 correct - hm...you seem hirable. Do you work fulltime?

7-9 correct - dude! I don't like you.

10 correct - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN AWAY!

I Never Knew!

I was looking at this one piece of paper one day, and it said "Animal Xing". So, i was thinking, huh? Then it was, oh! It took me a while to realize that it was actually supposed to read "Animal Crossing". {I guess i didnt eat too much breakfast that day.} Suddenly, it all came rushing back to me: all those signs, the bright neon ones and the paint on the roads, they all read "crossing" instead of just "xing". I always used to pronounce it like "zing" instead. For example: "Ped Xing" and "Children Xing" and "School Xing". It was just...a moment of discovery, i was hit by a huge gust of wind! Or something like that. Anyway, if you've suffered like i did, with the loss of such important information, you shall suffer no more! {I think it's just me, though.} Somebody should make a sign that says "Ralph Xing". :)

Worst Case Scenario

[Sigh..*] Today, the absolute worst thing happened. So, i was walking to class, and we were waiting for the teacher to come, and my classmate points to my foot.

[Pause.*]

My foot

had the remnants

of

poop.

O_o

Yep, thats right. I stepped in poo. At school. O_o Does anyone else find that strange? I mean, SERIOUSLY! Totally ruined my day. Hmp. So, i immediately rushed to the stupid restroom, and washed my shoe. In soap. And then scrubbed it a thousand times. And rinsed. Then another cycle of soap. Then some more scrubbing, and rinsing. By the time i was done, my whole shoe was wet. And school was way far from over. Ugh, worst experience ever. So, i went back to class, foot feeling weird, and slighly smelling of poo, with a lot of soap scent. I need to spray that thing down with air freshener... Come on Ralph. Let's go de-stinkify my shoe! ><

Grand Pause*

PHEW! I FINALLY finished that darn project i have been working on for the past 3 days. This is a moment to remember. [grand pause*]

Ok, on with my life. :]

Right now im in the middle of constructing my "Group" and "Google Page". The Group is just for fun, like a little groupie [hence the name "Group"]. It's this cool feature they have on Google, and you could share it with your friends by adding them as members. The Google Pages thing is actually for my project, and I NEED TO WORK ON IT. A LOT. [Yep, i sure do have a lot of projects.] So people, i leave my life in your hands. REMIND ME TO WORK ON THE PROJECT! If not, you shall soon be receiving an invitation to my funeral. SOON. So, when i finally find the time to get those 2 sites interesting and full, i shall be adding them to my "links" sidebar. So much stuff to do these days... I think im JUST gonna take a little break... :)

[sign hung on door: OUT PLAYING MANCALA WITH RALPH. BE BACK SOON.]