I kinda don't get why we use soap. Psh, I know that, you know, it smells all nice and stuff. But back then, when the soap didn't smell flowery or whatever, what was even the point of using it? Just pure, raw, animal fat to rub on your skin? Is that very appealing?
What do they make it out of now? Still animal fat? OH! Wax. Yea, wax. Like candles. WAIT! I think I could be confusing soap with candles. Candles were made of animal fat also.... Right? Hm. Or maybe they both were made of animal fat. But then again, nowadays candles are made of wax. And they also smell good. So does that mean candles have a relation to soap? Or does that mean candles have nothing to do with soap, and I've lost my sense of logic {again}? Could it be that soap used to smell good, and candles didn't? Could it be that both candles and soap used to smell good?
Ah, I'm confused. Well now you have something to think about. GO FIND OUT!
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Showing posts with label soap. Show all posts
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Scrub-a-dub-dub...HEY! Go Away, You Pervert!
Soap. I like soap. It smells nice. Don't you think soap smells nice? I think soap smells very nice. Ralph also thinks soap smells nice. {Of course, he doesn't use them.} I just love saying that. S - O - A - P. Don't you think you couldn't live without soap? I think soap would be a good desert. I mean, aren't they made from animal fat, or something like that?
Here's this one song my friend told me about: Music Box by Regina Spektor. It has some things to do with soap. :)
I kinda don't get why we use soap. Psh, I know that, you know, it smells all nice and stuff. But back then, when the soap didn't smell flowery or whatever, what was even the point of using it? Just pure, raw, animal fat to rub on your skin? Is that very appealing?
What do they make it out of now? Still animal fat? OH! Wax. Yea, wax. Like candles. WAIT! I think I could be confusing soap with candles. Candles were made of animal fat also.... Right? Hm. Or maybe they both were made of animal fat. But then again, nowadays candles are made of wax. And they also smell good. So does that mean candles have a relation to soap? Or does that mean candles have nothing to do with soap, and I've lost my sense of logic {again}? Could it be that soap used to smell good, and candles didn't? Could it be that both candles and soap used to smell good?
Ah, I'm confused. Well now you have something to think about. GO FIND OUT!
I kinda don't get why we use soap. Psh, I know that, you know, it smells all nice and stuff. But back then, when the soap didn't smell flowery or whatever, what was even the point of using it? Just pure, raw, animal fat to rub on your skin? Is that very appealing?
What do they make it out of now? Still animal fat? OH! Wax. Yea, wax. Like candles. WAIT! I think I could be confusing soap with candles. Candles were made of animal fat also.... Right? Hm. Or maybe they both were made of animal fat. But then again, nowadays candles are made of wax. And they also smell good. So does that mean candles have a relation to soap? Or does that mean candles have nothing to do with soap, and I've lost my sense of logic {again}? Could it be that soap used to smell good, and candles didn't? Could it be that both candles and soap used to smell good?
Ah, I'm confused. Well now you have something to think about. GO FIND OUT!
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Worst Case Scenario
[Sigh..*] Today, the absolute worst thing happened. So, i was walking to class, and we were waiting for the teacher to come, and my classmate points to my foot.
[Pause.*]
My foot
had the remnants
of
poop.
O_o
Yep, thats right. I stepped in poo. At school. O_o Does anyone else find that strange? I mean, SERIOUSLY! Totally ruined my day. Hmp. So, i immediately rushed to the stupid restroom, and washed my shoe. In soap. And then scrubbed it a thousand times. And rinsed. Then another cycle of soap. Then some more scrubbing, and rinsing. By the time i was done, my whole shoe was wet. And school was way far from over. Ugh, worst experience ever. So, i went back to class, foot feeling weird, and slighly smelling of poo, with a lot of soap scent. I need to spray that thing down with air freshener... Come on Ralph. Let's go de-stinkify my shoe! ><
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