Talking to Myself #6

My mother is disturbed by television. There goes the dirty kitties.

Talking to Myself #5

Have you ever watched TV advertising? The ones that make these really cool offers with a bunch of things in it. They say "AND we'll send you 50 of these and several more of those along with your order..." Those evil advertising people. ARRRGH.

The Legacy of the List #4

Wheeee... It's list time again. Today I will feature: A List of Annoying Habits of my dad. {I'm sure he'll take it lightly.}

• his compulsive ways of always pressing the "skip" button when listening to music. a song never gets finished.
• the other button he is always compulsively pushing when watching TV would be the "guide" button. never do I get a break of looking at that stupid blue screen when he's got the remote.
• always leaving the phone away from his ear when dialing. {apparently it's got something to do with radiation.} it takes 2 minutes for him EACH TIME to realize that I've already picked up and was waiting for him to answer since he called in the first place. do I need to keep a tally of these occurrences?
• always being erroneous when calculating time intervals.
• stashing tissues in his pockets. he rarely remembers to take them out.
• talking in half-sentences.

The last two are rather mild, actually.

Well since it would be unfair if I didn't make one for my mom and myself, I shall do that in the near future.

NO, THE FACT THAT I MADE THIS LIST FIRST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. I ONLY REMEMBERED BECAUSE A SAW A TV REMOTE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. You guys think too much.

Ha, it's be funny if you {Dad or Mom} found this several years later, {since you don't read it regularly}. That's what you get for not reading when I ask. :P

Um. Wow. So, THIS Is Entertainment

Haha, I'm watching TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.

Television.

Goodness, laptops are so convenient. :)

Um well, in the past 5 seconds, somebody lifted a fridge, sang into a ventilation tube-thingy, broke a hole through a wall, and then screamed at a roly poly. WOW. ISN'T THIS FUN.

Nah, I'm joking. They aren't that bad.....

OH WAIT, HEY LOOK, THEY'RE TRYING TO PULL SOME GUY OUT OF THIS VENT. Ahaha.

Okay, there's a drama moment.

You know, I bet people have a LOT more fun making these things than having the people watch them. Seriously. Wouldn't YOU have fun making a TV-something?

Bah, I have all these stupid projects to work on. Involving paper.

Isn't THAT a surprise?

A Day in Events #8

Hey look it's #8 already! :]

-Morning: TELEVISON MARATHON! God I haven't watched television in so long, much less after I wrote an entire essay talking about how horrible it is. TOM AND JERRY MARATHON! Wheeeee... I watched around 2 hours straight. Oh, how I love those guys. You know how there are different versions of those cartoons? I guess that's because the producer is different. The most popular ones are by "Fred Quimby." They aren't bad, but they're not my favorite. Chuck Jones, he's the bestttttttt. :D His drawings are much more furry, and they just look better. But, they are just as much humorous as the Fred Quimby. I'm still a lot more happy when I see a Chuck Jones's cartoon though. :]

-I had some kind of Nutella waffle for breakfast. Nibbled on it as Jerry smashed Tom with something or another. So violent, gosh!

-Prepared delivery for a Christmas present...Yeah. Didn't know how to wrap since it was so irregular... DON'T SAY ANYTHING! :P

-Swimming! Indoors of course, which later costed me irritated skin. Yuck.

-Need to think of topic of essay {for which I didn't start...!} Cause/Effect. Dad isn't very helpful today.

-Okay, I give up. I'm going to do: effects of lack of sleep. That at least sounds better than junkfood...Thank god there doesn't have to be a counter-arguement.

-AND THEN...I'm just reminding myself right now, that I need to continue reading that book for the assignment, as well as study for 2 vocabulary quizzes. Should also finish revisions tomorrow...

-Lots of work to do, need to SLEEP! Recently I've noticed there's lots of things that make sense in my essays, yet I become a hypocrite by not following my own advise. Ha, I'm a hypocrite. HIPPO... :]

Blech.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... I sooo feel like screaming at the world right now. Too bad my throat is too sore. I'm not even going to bother. Yes, yes, I am super, uber, aware of the fact that this blog is going to die from negligent homicide. I am aware. O_o So, anyone do anything lately? Yeah, I thought so. Everyone is in a period of: WHOOOOOOOOSH! Very hard to get out of. No wiggle space, just kind of sit there and watch the clock. Waiting. Waiting. OW! I JUST GOT A PAPER CUT! {This is what happens when you look at the clock for too long. You don't notice people around you who may look innocent, but who are really trying to kill you with excessive paper cuts. Don't you sleep better that night knowing that?} Blech, paper cuts are nasty. Band-aids are nasty too. Why can't they make non-nasty band-aids? Stupid Band-aid factories. I INTEND TO BOYCOTT YOU ALLLL!!! Guess, guess, guess what? I've FINALLY had a chance to change the stupid settings on my PDA! {Yes, I do have a PDA. That's the trend for the new retards. You should get one too.} :D Now the alarm doesn't sound as retarded before. It used to be "Concerto" {don't ask} but now it's "Sci-fi"! {wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...} It's like that totally awesome, ohmigosh? I need to add on to my list of tasks: "Stop being so retarded. Due date: NOW." Ralph's been absorbed into the television. He doesn't like spring very much.

Challenge of the Day/Week/Month/Year? #4

Yet another challenge from our fellow Ralph and I.

This one goes to all you TV watchers.

Here goes:

Can you go one entire day, without watching television?

{Movies don't count if they're in theatres.}

One day = 24 hours, nonstop.

Less time with the TV on means more save energy.

Go green! {and keep your eyes safe} :)

The Legacy of the List #2

I tend to wander around a lot while I'm brushing my teeth, so here is a list of the things I have done while brushing my teeth:

• walk
• run
• jump
• skip
• crawl
• talk
• write
• type
• read
• sit
• visit the stairs
• visit restroom 1 {starting point}
• visit restroom 2
• visit restroom 3
• visit kitchen
• visit closet
• visit basement
• stay in restroom 1
• view computer
• view notebook
• view television
• watch mom brush teeth
• watch dad brush teeth

I don't concentrate very well...

This list will be continually updated.